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paula scottish tv
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i just come here for the pics at the top of the screen...
come on folks, start chatting. there's loads of newbies (we've got a thousand members for fuck sake)
somebody say something.
ok, i'll start.
my sexual fantasy involves boob and fanny (the members as opposed to the organs).
kinda sad i don't include myself in my own fantasy, eh? d'oh.
maybe i'll get an invite?
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fanny
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Paula, you are cordially invited....  |
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paula scottish tv
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would that be lime or blackcurrant cordial fanny?
actually... how come you're typing? your hands should be occupied. well bugger it, it's my fantasy...
and the only words i want to hear emanating from your lips are "mmm mmmmmm mmmm mmmmmm"
i know, i'm an idealist
 
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fanny
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and the only words i want to hear emanating from your lips are "mmm mmmmmm mmmm mmmmmm"
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Presumably my "facial" lips? Or do you want me to perfect the art of ventriloquism? You'll have to find something to stick in my mouth while I practice |
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oralfixation
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I have something I'd like to stick in your mouth.  |
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fanny
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What would that be then?  Oh I see....looks like I'm going to have to open wide like a good girl |
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hornybiguy
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| Then what are you waiting for? |
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fanny
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| Well everyone disappeared and I'm buggered if I'm going to sit around with my mouth hanging open indefinitely |
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hornybiguy
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| Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 7:22 pm Post subject: |
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| Fine then. How about posting some pics instead? |
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fanny
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Ok love, but keep it under your hat  |
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69er
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You don't give up do you
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boob
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| Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 9:44 pm Post subject: Re: sometimes... |
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| paula scottish tv wrote: |
| my sexual fantasy involves boob and fanny (the members as opposed to the organs). |
ahhhhh, I'm flattered - so what would you like to see me and fanny doing?
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fanny
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| I'm just hanging around here.....waiting |
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boob
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| Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 1:25 pm Post subject: |
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me too fanny, me too
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fanny
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| Do you think we're expected to make it up as we go along? Or are we waiting for Paula's instructions? |
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paula scottish tv
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| Do you think we're expected to make it up as we go along? Or are we waiting for Paula's instructions? |
nope, you're expected to give stelios a few quid by booking an easyjet (geddit) flight to aberdeen...
and await further instructions...
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boob
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much rather drive, ohhhhhh and don't forget the little umbrellas
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fanny
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| Can you give me a lift boob? I've got a good supply of plastic monkeys.... |
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boob
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oohh, how exciting, monkeys as well. I definitely think you should cum with me fanny
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fanny
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| Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 5:05 pm Post subject: |
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| You're on! Unless of course Paula has objections to the monkey involvement |
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paula scottish tv
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| Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 5:19 pm Post subject: |
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typical...
two beautiful women to play with, and i wind up spanking the monkey...
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fanny
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boob
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hahahaha, life’s a bitch Paula 
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